User:Conanian

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A user who governs the fabric of this wiki, correcting mistakes and adding content at speeds hitherto undreamt of by normal wiki editors.

Conanian is the twin of Seclife321. Whether the evil twin, none is sure. Some — including the teller of this tale — assume they are both evil, but no-one disputes that at least one is...

Few know the true origin of this being, but I will tell those naïve. The stories of Conan the Barbarian are too commonly referred to as "fiction", but this humble author knows different. The story of Conan, as told by Robert Howard, was a collection — as well as a few additions for continuity — of stories passed down through his family for generations, spawning from Samuel Howard who was a direct witness of the miraculous feats of the being Conan was based off of: Conanian. After a midlife crisis that involved Conanian destroying the world through the power of rage alone, the two millennia old warrior decided to move to a life of peace; thus, recreating the world through the power of compassion alone, and settling on wiki editing as a regular hobby — a strange hobby it may seem to our mortal minds, but a wise use of time to those more advanced.

All hail the master of Slavemaker wiki; let the knowledge continue to rain upon us from this godlike being!